четвер, 24 червня 2010 р.

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- Был вчера в парке Горького, катался на больших горках. Там перед самой ужасной петлей такая пауза, страшно - жуть. Как в ужасах.
- Я знаю как очень дешево можно усилить эффект во много раз. Надо возле того места где пауза поставить мужика в спецовке с гаечным ключом, чтобы он куда-то кричал: "Йоптыть, остановите их немедленно! Там же всё разломано впереди!". И поехали потихоньку...

четвер, 3 червня 2010 р.

Получил такой персонализированный спам

Думаю, что такие нигерийские письма будут иметь конвершн рейт повыше стандартных.
1. На мое имя
2. Фамилия пострадавшего моя
Надо еще писать в каждую страну индивидуальные письма и делать небольшой бекграунд чек.
Пугают меня такие интеллектуальные технологии.


Cabinet Dumma PLAKODJI
Contract / Full-Service Legal Firm
C/ 33 Avenue Jean Paul II
Tel: +229 96-344-595
Office: dummaplakodjii@msn.com


Well, I am Dumma Plakodji, a Solicitor and the Personal Attorney to Late Mr. Michael Dovgopoliy, a national of your country, who was a Petro Chemical Engineer and Consultants contracted with Benin Petroleum SA.

My client, His wife and their two Children were involved in a car accident Along Sagbama express-road. Unfortunately, they all lost their lives in the event of the accident. Since then I have made several enquiries to your Embassy to locate any of my client's extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives over the Internet to locate any member of his family but to no avail,that is why I contacted you to assist me in repatriating the money left behind by my late client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Bank here.

These huge deposits were lodged particularly; with the "BANQUE ATLANTIQUE DU BENIN (BAB)" An affiliate of Commercial Bank of Africa here,where the Deceased had an account valued about $19.5 million dollars, (Nineteen million five hundred thousand united states dollars only),By my Late client before his death on 23rd November 2008,I need this informations from you so that i will send to you an application form for the Procedure.

Your Full name...........
Your Phone number........
Your Address.............
Your Age.................
Your Occupation..........

l await for your urgent respond as soon as possible.

Best Regards
Dumma PLAKODJI